Thursday, January 29, 2004

With Regards to the Comments on the Previous Post

You're not a dork, Zara. Really, I'm the dork. If you sort through the posts on here, there are far too many Dalek-related posts. See, Daleks are these really "cool" evil robots from a British Science Fiction television show called "Doctor Who", which started in the 1960s.

They sort of look like Salt/Pepper shakers, and one of their catch phrases is "Exterminate". Where do the plungers come in? Well, one of their arms is sort of like a toilet plunger. This might clear things up a little bit better:

Wednesday, January 28, 2004

You knew it was coming...

Hannah and I were talking about file sharing programs, and I mentioned how the best thing about them was that I could download previously unavailable Dalek episodes.

Hannah: "Dork."

Me: "Yeah. I'm never getting another girlfriend."

Hannah: "Sure you will. And she will come in knobby metal glory saying 'Exterminate'"

Better yet, she full illustrated the scenario for me:

The handsome bachelor is living alone . . . without a female companion, when one day a girl knocks at his apartment door. The dreamy red head from upstairs with the Hassleblad.

'Excuse me', she says shyly, 'Do you you have a toilet plunger I could borrow?'

'Of course' he replies . . .

And it was rubbery plunger love at first sight.


Tuesday, January 27, 2004

At Muddy Waters

Friday, January 23, 2004

Canada needs to figure out its weather. Last week, we had rain, freezing rain, snow, warmth and then some more freezing rain. Today? Snow.

Yeah. About that.

Wednesday, January 21, 2004


• I have a new haircut. It's short.

• I'm not working at Club Monaco anymore!

• It's 3:30 am, and I'm working on contract work. That proposal for Theatre Hybrid? Maybe….

Monday, January 19, 2004

Bliss (Daleks)

Current definition of bliss (and obsession):

Said Hannah: "You know. It's pretty funny they are by a dalek box, a dalek desktop... I think there is a dalek 12 step group that meets on mondays."

Thursday, January 08, 2004

Coming soon…