You knew it was coming...
Hannah and I were talking about file sharing programs, and I mentioned how the best thing about them was that I could download previously unavailable Dalek episodes.
Me: "Yeah. I'm never getting another girlfriend."
Hannah: "Sure you will. And she will come in knobby metal glory saying 'Exterminate'"
Better yet, she full illustrated the scenario for me:
The handsome bachelor is living alone . . . without a female companion, when one day a girl knocks at his apartment door. The dreamy red head from upstairs with the Hassleblad.
'Excuse me', she says shyly, 'Do you you have a toilet plunger I could borrow?'
'Of course' he replies . . .
And it was rubbery plunger love at first sight.