Juz + Toilet Paper = stuff to wipe Puz? ;)
It's Juz with an umlaut, in case that didn't appear for Windows users. Which means that it's basically "juice". Pair that with duct tape, and you have comedic brilliance. Or at least, when Invader Zim pairs the two, it's comedic brilliance. More on that after sleep though.
yeah, i know it was juice. i just couldn't work in juice into a joke about poo, and i really needed to make a poo joke at that moment in time. :)
Well Kelly, it's a good thing I'm here to help. Let's see what a little googling digs up: once apon a time a little man named crap said to his smelly wife, "do you think I smell like a big poo?" "yes she said because your name is crap." ha haone day cody was going into the ladys toilet when he herd the most horibale sound som lady was shiting her pants so cody ran over and helped her out he asked do want help and she said yes just can u open my two bum cheeks up cody said sure and they both lived happily ever afterThere once was a pair of jocks on the roof, when the fell off the SKIDDED all the way down and left big skid marks like my nana did in the toiletthree guys are needing to go toilet really badly, so one guy walks in to a public toilet and uses it, ignoring the sign saying "beware of the toilet ghost, he finishes his crap and wipes his bum, and then he heard a BOO so he ran out the second guy walks in after te first guy doing exactly the same as the first, except the second guy ended up using all of the toilet paper up the ghost went BOO and he also ran out. the third guy finnaly walked in, he was very supicious about the sign, he did his business and had only realised that there was no toilet paper so he worried about the ghost comin and he really wanted to get out of there so he wiped his bum with his hand. he was about to leave when he heard a BOO, he got such a fright he didnt want the others to hear his grly scream so he covered his mouth with his hands. ahahaha very funny get it he covered his mouth with his poo covered hands GET ITComic brilliance. All they need is a little duct tape.
Damn.Just get Volume 2 of the Invader Zim DVDs and watch "Abducted". It's hilarious. These two incompetent aliens kidnap Zim and then FUSE HIM to a gopher. They then debate fusing him with the juice. When Zim escapes, one turns to the other and yells:"We shouldn't have fused him! We made him more powerful, more DEADLY!!!"It's one of the funniest things I've seen.
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