My staunch and fellow readers, it is, as always, a pleasure to put forth another ludic installment of our favoured simian duo in "A Hilarious Wit: Bells & Whistles". Barbisol and his artistocratic antipode are once more engaged in a confabulation, this time about the penance justified for miscreants of all sorts – particularly a petty cutpurse!
Although I fear I will tire you with my ceaseless requests, I am, once again, soliciting appellations for Barbisol's counterpart. Rest assured! The ideal contribution will be rewarded!